thelittleturtleduck:

like a soul mate, he’s your penguin.

THIS IS SO NOT OKAY.

neilpatrickharry:

pancakebatters:

I  just find it hilarious that eurovision was invented because europe was like “no more war guys, fight it out  through songs” 

i find it hilarious that it worked

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

nateficked:

“From the very beginning, I just thought Daniel was the coolest, man. I was like, I want to grow up and be like Daniel one day. He’s [mimics Dan’s accent] got this straight cockney accent, right? Anyway, I loved this kid and we had the same hair and makeup girl and there was a continuity photo of Daniel showing his teeth I just loved, so I asked Becca, the hair girl, to take the same picture of me put it up next to Daniel’s so he would see it the next morning. And he loved it. So that was like, our little thing, that we both had the same teeth picture. He was like my little buddy on set.” -Aaron Tveit  

dreamsequalmyreality:

It’s the end of the year so the kids in my dorm are getting drunk. One of them just ran by and all I heard was someone yell after them, “Where you going?!” They didn’t stop running and just shouted, “I’m going ghost!”

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

thebigblackwolfe:

nudiemuse:

youngdopenproud:

Dragon’s Breath fire opal

Holy shit. I’ve never seen one of those before. That is so beautiful.

GO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THESE YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED AT ALL

I WANT ONE.

Tumblr seriously needs to time stamp inbox messages.

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

I have books.

You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea? (x)